I used to have a high powered job <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was a girl going places <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Until that fateful day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The day of the presentation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I bent over <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In front of the CEO and owner <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of Billbe Technology <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And flashed my butt crack <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was mortified <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he pretended not to notice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What made things worse Chrissy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was your name<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was tattooed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On my lower back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why have you got my name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tattooed on your person <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I am deeply attracted to you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I must say that I am flattered <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you are not really my type <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you are if the truth be told <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are rather large <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is where it all began to go downhill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not longer the same Lucy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even when I go out on a date these days<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It ends up clinging to my dress <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I feel like I am destined for Beachy Head <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like it Anne <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a genius Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I feel that you have captured <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The angst of being a modern girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will help many people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you help me on my next project <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of course <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a disturbing rise in suicides <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Middle Aged men are more prone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To end their miserable lives<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything is bleak <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are unwanted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The country is in a poor state <\/p>\n\n\n\n
May I call the main character Lucy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you wish<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although I would prefer Solange <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why are you such a decent chap Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I love the Catholic Church <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you a Catholic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I just love the Catholic Church <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On Brown Lea Hill in Norwich <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is so Gothic Revival <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I enter the building <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It often sings to me
Joe & Anne<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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