Who is it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gilly Porter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is collecting again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The b\u00eate noire of all the charities <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not the weight watchers for ***** ****** charity <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Worse than that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She wants a signed book for auction <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If it is for one of her wildlife charities then yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But if it is for one of her malignant liberal left charities <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then no chance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell her to fuck off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is your favourite Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My real favourite <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then tell her to fuck off again and let history take its course<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If she insists then tell her to pop over here on her broomstick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When she has finished sticking it up her cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It will end in tears <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know how you like to tear people apart <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Next Tuesday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe you change with the wind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meaning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are the brother I adore<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So knowledgeable and so fair <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then you change <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In what way <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know that Gilly is a lightweight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But her heart is in the right place <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is a good person <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is a stupid cow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A useful idiot controlled by those with agendas<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was enjoying this Joe and Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was great fun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But all of the sudden it has become caustic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think that your readers like this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are better than that Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you so choose then you can finish it yourself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josephine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
See if I care <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is your choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One thing Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think that I should use an ampersand<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I conclude this nonsense <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Should it be <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe and Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe & Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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