Hello Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nice to have you on the show <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is nice to be here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was your journey good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really as I caught the train which was expensive crowded and late <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was going to drive but have not driven into London for ten years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I do not have a car <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is somebody called Big Ears or Big Nose who has complicated almost everything in town <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He has I am told named a railway line after a bunch of illegals and another after a disease that the faggots spread a few years ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thankfully it killed some of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
God was not pleased <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about the Suffragette Line<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you read your history these women were as mad as Miss Havisham but were actually terrorists<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not a good start illegals diseased faggots and terrorists but it illustrates a mindset <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would send the idiot to a gulag and just name the lines geographically <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe have you ever seen the movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Sound of Music <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes a few weeks ago as it was on a double bill with Blue is the Warmest Colour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you like it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes I like a bit of girl on girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No The Sound of Music <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was too lightweight for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a song from the movie called My Favourite Things and this is the way that if you are in agreement that I am going to structure this interview<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only difference is that it I would like you to discuss Your Unfavourite Things <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You mean the things that fuck me off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Firstly Women’s Football – yesterday when I was watching the Coventry v Manchester United game which was ruined by VAR I noted that of the LED Perimeter Panels were promoting equality between proper football (ie the men’s game) and the girlie game which can hardly be called football – this made me sick as the women’s game and the men’s game are chalk and cheese and male players do not tend to marry each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Unless you play for Arsenal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe another question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
EXCUSE ME THIS INTERVIEW ENDS HERE <\/p>\n\n\n\n
SORRY <\/p>\n\n\n\n
IT IS THE THOUGHT POLICE MIKE <\/p>\n\n\n\n
YOUR GUEST HAS COMMITTED A HATE CRIME <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is a hate crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is when you say something beastly to someone you hate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
May I stop you here PC PLOD as it is not an offence to be Jewish <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not Jewish Mike <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also the cops have made a big mistake <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are not in FUCKING SCOTLAND <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This although nobody speaks the Queens English is LONDON <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You seem to be a tad overqualified to be a cop<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now be a good boy and return to your pig sty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
MAUREEN CALL THE GIRLS WITH GUNS AS THIS GUEST BELONGS TO THE RED ARMY FACTION <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who Tarquin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Baader Meinhof Group <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never heard of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you not watch Top of the Pops <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hate my father <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a bit deep <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Look he has removed his microphone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
CALL FOR THE GIRLS WITH GUNS <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHY <\/p>\n\n\n\n
BECAUSE THEY ARE FILMING ONE OF THOSE TAMPAX ADVERTS THAT FEATURE UGLY FAT WOMEN JUST TO PUT YOU OFF OF YOUR DINNER <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about Sally <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Another no go <\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHY <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because she is face sitting the chief constable’s daughter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHAT THE ONE WITH DOWN’S SYNDROME<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I suppose some poor fucker has to do it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My thrush has not cleared up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Billy Boo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her piles <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her girlfriend has a dick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ouch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is what she says <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she a spit or swallow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sir I think that you have got the wrong end of the dick<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that a cliche <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not like cliches<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are safe sir as it is a idiom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is an idiom Daisy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Remember when you were at skool Sir and took swimming lessons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Best time of my life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well it was one of your rewards <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rewards <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes in the shower when you bent over <\/p>\n\n\n\n
ENOUGH OF THIS SMALL TALK <\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHERE IS HE <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who <\/p>\n\n\n\n
JOE <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He has fucked off as he has a train to catch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHY DID YOU NOT SHOOT HIM <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a radio presenter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We do not shoot our guests <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because Radio Presenters just do not kill their guests <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Arrest him Audrey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because he is hiding a wanted man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sir Joe is a poet and a rather good one at that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
THEY HAVE KNIGHTED HIM WHATEVER NEXT <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He is also hung like a ******<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We cannot do that anymore <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know Sir it damaged the trees <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am as green as you are Bonny Bear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonnie Parker Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Has he seduced you as well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Has he seduced you as well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Say that again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Say that again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No Sir I am a dyke just like the rest of the talent at the station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Can you not see that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The stupid hairstyle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fat ugly as shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sir you have your balaclava on the wrong way round <\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHAT IS THAN NOISE GWEN <\/p>\n\n\n\n
THERE IS SOMETHING ROLLING ON THE STUDIO FLOOR <\/p>\n\n\n\n
IS IT A GRENADE <\/p>\n\n\n\n
YOU CANNOT BE TOO CAREFUL THESE DAYS <\/p>\n\n\n\n
IT IS YOUR BUT PLUG SIR <\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHICH ONE <\/p>\n\n\n\n
THE SILVER ONE <\/p>\n\n\n\n
FIRST PRIZE CROSS COUNTRY AT ST ADOLFS <\/p>\n\n\n\n
AND I DID NOT BLEED
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