Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If God ever resigned what would happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How the fuck should I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have heard somewhere that all candidates <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will have to answer three questions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you are aware of these questions<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please would you share them with your followers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have no followers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only follower I have is Norman who thinks I have a nice arse<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The questions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you going to apply <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then why ask <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because there are those who might be interested <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Such as <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Members of Parliament who have either resigned or had the whip taken from them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because they like boys more than girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That figures <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question One – Why are the women in the Conservative Party so odd <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gosh that is a hard one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They do not say that very often <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In another life Tommy Till <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question Two – Why do Labour Members of Parliament always boast of down at mill upbringings when selling their council houses<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is a council house Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where the poor people live <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Question Three – Does Question Three exist in a rational universe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have an ambition to live on Uranus Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enough Tommy as this is a family show <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is there life on Mars <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you know that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever purchased confectionery in Bradford <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think that God will stand down Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not a chance <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These questions are unanswerable<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who set these questions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who do you think <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sky Daddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Right first time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tommy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How close am I to God <\/p>\n\n\n\n
About the width of this coffee table <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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