Gulls are known to travel many miles inland<\/p>\n
To play chess and other board games<\/p>\n
They were seen at the recent society wedding<\/p>\n
Of Lucy Pargetter to Robbie Rob Ellis<\/p>\n
Held in a small church near Stonehouse in Gloucestershire<\/p>\n
Which had been much changed by its 1854 restoration<\/p>\n
Financed in full by Lucy\u2019s Great Great Great Uncle Robbie Rob<\/p>\n
Whose fortune had been made from sugar and other related sweetners<\/p>\n
A fact that was unknown to many of the guests present<\/p>\n
Was that Lucy was actually gay and had been married to her partner Sal Sal for many years<\/p>\n
In the eyes of the law this was a bigamous union<\/p>\n
But then again the law is an ass<\/p>\n
A friend on a treadmill once told me this<\/p>\n
The gulls knew of this deception<\/p>\n
But did not care<\/p>\n
As they had read studies that indicated that most women were at the least bisexual<\/p>\n
If not fully lesbian<\/p>\n
Gulls do not suffer from gender confusion<\/p>\n
Which they find refreshing<\/p>\n
But they do become agitated<\/p>\n
When new board games are produced<\/p>\n
And sold on the high street<\/p>\n
Without their authority<\/p>\n
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