{"id":20224,"date":"2024-04-26T11:30:51","date_gmt":"2024-04-26T10:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20224"},"modified":"2024-04-26T11:52:08","modified_gmt":"2024-04-26T10:52:08","slug":"little-lenny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/26\/little-lenny\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Lenny"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh Mrs Perkins what a lovely son you have <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He is so helpful around the house <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And when I am busy he gets my shopping <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He also buries our pets when we tire of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love his Airfix models <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What model are you constructing Lenny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hello Mrs Green you look well today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In answer to your question <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am recreating the Death Flights for Daddy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As he has said that the socialists <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Will win the next election and that would not do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This one is for ****** and that one for ***** and his bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why have you built a larger plane Lenny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which one <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That one over there<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is for the fat ugly one <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot remember its name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it is something to do with the church <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How sweet here are some M&amp;Ms <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh goody there are lots of brown ones <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are my favourites <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you Mrs Green <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Mrs Perkins what a lovely son you have He is so helpful around the house And when I am busy he gets my shopping He also buries our pets when we tire of them I love his Airfix models What model are you constructing Lenny Hello Mrs Green you look well today In answer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20224"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20231,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20224\/revisions\/20231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}