There are a number of different types of Councillors<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Independent Ones who care for their town and pluck fruit from both banks as they drift midstream <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These are good people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Ones Who Bully usually because they hate themselves as they are ugly and fat and want to punish those with all the gifts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sadly this species is quite common and they are very protective of their lairs<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Ambitious Ones who see the council as a stepping stone to greater things as the are aware that even dwarfs started small <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beware of these creatures who are as thin as rice paper <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Party Political Creatures who normally belong to the fringes of the left and believe revolution is near <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These creatures (especially the left facing ones) should be booked on a Death Flight or dropped out of the nearest high window <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Power Trip Councillors (normally men or women who resemble men) these people want to be in charge and will bend the rules to achieve their goals <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They normally employ beautiful boys and girls so that their perfection will rub off on them and make them look good
Hello my name is Anna Mossity<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am your Local Councillors Exterminate Them Painfully Girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For \u00a3100 (plus VAT) I will terminate any Councillor of your choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a quiet efficient service which is also kind to the environment
Please note the following <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not exterminate independent councillors as they are few and far between and add much value to the local community <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I am asked to exterminate a sexually perverted councillor (gay trans or just a sleazebag) then my prices are as follows <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gay (men only) \u00a3500 (plus VAT)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trans \u00a3600 (plus VAT) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Other groups not noted above – prices on application <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For Summer 2024 Only<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two for the Price of One <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Any combination
Hope to see you soon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anna x <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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