{"id":20249,"date":"2024-04-28T06:27:15","date_gmt":"2024-04-28T05:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20249"},"modified":"2024-04-28T06:32:08","modified_gmt":"2024-04-28T05:32:08","slug":"meeting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/28\/meeting\/","title":{"rendered":"Meeting (aka Shadows)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I met you on a dating app <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You seemed perfect <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But we decided sensibly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To send each other our shadows <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before we met in person <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our date was very successful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But we had too much to drink <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And misplaced our shadows <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">These have never been found <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it was a very small price to pay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As we are now so happy together <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I met you on a dating app You seemed perfect But we decided sensibly To send each other our shadows Before we met in person Our date was very successful But we had too much to drink And misplaced our shadows These have never been found But it was a very small price to pay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20249"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20249\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20253,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20249\/revisions\/20253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}