Many years ago Jenna Soar-Smith and I made front page news <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were students at Oxford University and almost by accident became friends<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I say friends but it could be better described as drinking pals <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She watched by back and I watched hers when we were drunk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were not intimate far from it as I was not really attracted to her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were although rather loud just ordinary but privileged students <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Our exposure to the world was almost accidental <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As we had planned to attend Oxford’s May Morning celebrations <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We stumbled out of an unknown bar and found our place <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On Magdalen Bridge in the misty early morning hours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Magdalen College Choir were welcoming the new season <\/p>\n\n\n\n
From the heights of the church tower when Jenna said she very hot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In an instant she removed her fire red party dress and stood in her panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I decided to join her and removed my jacket and shirt and my stained college tie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then to my surprise Jenna climbed on to the parapet of the bridge<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sensing danger I climbed up and grabbed her free hand <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then she jumped taking me with her into the chilly river <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This instantly sobered me up and as I swam towards the bank <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I could see a couple of cops waiting for us on the slipway<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jenna did not help matters by hugging a young policeman <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was when a majority of the topless photographs were taken <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were both arrested for an unspecified offence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But were released within the hour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is the limit of my memory <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot remember anything after that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This was until the following morning when my college contacted me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jenna and I were front page news and her rather large breasts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seemed to be celebrated even in the more serious newspapers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My college served me with a temporary suspension <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which although I thought rather draconian at the time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was their way of protecting me from the media frenzy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tried to contact Jenna but she had returned home <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This was our fifteen minutes of fame and then it faded <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Almost two weeks passed before I saw Jenna again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were almost shy of each other and promised to sober up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jenna and I only met occasionally over the next two years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that was how it ended as we drifted apart <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This was until two weeks ago when Jenna contacted me out of the blue<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How she even found me was quite an achievement <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I was now farming in the Highlands not far from Fort William <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had inherited Glabbock when my father died <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the farm had been my way of life since <\/strong>then <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Many years ago Jenna Soar-Smith and I made front page news We were students at Oxford University and almost by accident became friends I say friends but it could be better described as drinking pals She watched by back and I watched hers when we were drunk We were not intimate far from it as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20277"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20287,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20277\/revisions\/20287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
To Be Continued<\/p>\n\n\n\n