{"id":20379,"date":"2024-05-06T21:58:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-06T20:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20379"},"modified":"2024-05-06T22:45:50","modified_gmt":"2024-05-06T21:45:50","slug":"cheese-crackers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/06\/cheese-crackers\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheese &#038; Crackers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe are you okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mummy has just messaged me to say that you were poorly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am still at the airport <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cora is just getting this and that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She sends her love <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you want me to come down after I see Cora off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is no need <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are never ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know but I have been infected by &#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe I know what you are going to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just do not go down that avenue as it will only damage you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just want to hold you in my arms <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And watch you sleep on my breasts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mills &amp; Boon Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am pretty gastric <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is not nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">More David Cronenberg that Mills &amp; Boon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mummy is looking after me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you eating <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cheese &amp; Crackers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whenever I was ill it was Cheese &amp; Crackers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are still her little boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She sees so much of Daddy in you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you are a far nicer person Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am more gentle than you yes but you are the kindest person I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mummy once said that Daddy was the nicer version of you without all the pain <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will come down Joe as I feel empty without you and although this might sound selfish I will miss Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mummy will be so happy to see you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will meet you at the station <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Funny Man Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you in bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No I am in the Drawing Room <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I feel that I have slept too much <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am just listening to some classical music <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is Mummy doing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fussing as normal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is not often that Joe shows up feeling grotty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All of the sudden I was Sick Boy Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But not in the normal context <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To actually see you will make her day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe and Josie under one roof <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will tell her that you are coming <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can I bring anything <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not that I can think of just arrive safely <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The last time you were ill with the flu <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The imported flu <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Behave Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You told me that you had some seriously weird dreams <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes they fucked up my poems for a while <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you had any more <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Describe them to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have a peculiar interest in dreams <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So did Freud <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did dream <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was it fucked up<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Depending what fucked up means <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do tell me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well it was a quite simple dream as I went around assassinating members of the malignant left who I so dislike <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was all the usual suspects plus a couple of corrupt union officials <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For some reason I was in their kitchens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were eating breakfast <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just waited until they looked up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And blew their brains out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How horrible Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your virus has caused you to hallucinate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was so clear <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I then left a calling card <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Judge Jury Executioner <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I just wanted to let them realise that they had sinned <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I was God&#8217;s executioner <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was the look of realisation in their eyes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Enough Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not want to hear that dream <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You asked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a dream of a psychopath <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Scratch the surface Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know all about your theories <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Just be my gentle brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have had a terrible dream<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I woke up feeling cleansed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a strange feeling <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I was still feeling shitty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe you are in desperate need of TLC <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have driven too fast and your demons are attacking you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Try not to reveal too much to Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When you are well we can discuss your dream <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are such a fucking dream junkie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I never said that I was perfect <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe will you forgive me as Cora is coming back <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her flight has been called <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am such a bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All I ask is that you arrive safely <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will sit opposite Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In Daddy&#8217;s old armchair <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She likes me to do so <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I should be in the village by about ten <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Get a cab order it in advance <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will eat on the way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You know Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just be there when I arrive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In an English Cottage under an English Sky <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe and do not take this the wrong way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I do feel that this Joe &amp; Josie apart from the assassinations and the assumption that all illnesses are spread by those who should not be here in our lovely country <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That you are mellowing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It may be the virus <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or is your pen getting lighter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is your poetry creeping into your ink <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck Off Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck You Too <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See you later Sis and yes I do feel that my pen is becoming more lyrical in its behaviours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is all you fault you know  <br><br><br><br>Joe &amp; Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe are you okay Mummy has just messaged me to say that you were poorly Where are you I am still at the airport Cora is just getting this and that She sends her love Do you want me to come down after I see Cora off There is no need You are never ill 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