Sick Boy Joe (Part One)
Hi Joe
Where have you been
We thought you were dead
Maxkers thought you had died of exhaustion shagging your sister
No such luck
She has been my nurse for the past couple of weeks
Was she commando under her uniform like the slag in Burger King
What that fat Turkish one
The same as
They call her Turkish Delight in the kitchen
It is the only place that serves hairy fishburgers
Enough I am still fragile
What was wrong with you
The Flu
There is a lot of it around
And therein lies a disturbing story
As you know I am friends with Richard Hill the Daily Mail journalist
He likes my poetry
Really someone has to like your rhymes
Fuck off mate he is a decent chap
He has the hots for Josie
We all have
However I had a chat with him in The Black Boy Abandoned recently
And he told me about a story he was covering which at present is not being run due to governmental pressure
What the one about somebody caring about the Royal Family
Worse
He also has had a bout of flu and was told that this year it has reached epidemic levels
Even with all the jabs
So he dug further and chatted to his contacts in the government
It seems that there has been a subtle cover up as the increase has been caused by the crazy levels of immigration that we are experiencing at present
and obviously the filth that crosses the Channel
Are they not checked when they arrive
Like fuck they are
Richard noted than in any year health forecasts are made and that is how the flu jab is worked out
But it has to have a source point
So you are saying it is all the niggers and wogs that are bringing it in
That and many other races
What about the people from Luxembourg
I think that we can discount our friends out there<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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