Josie
Trust you are well from about ten minutes ago when we last spoke
Although I tried to hide Mummy dragged me around to see Aunty Doreen
When we arrived\u00a0I thought that she was watching a Tod Browning movie called Freaks which was made in 1932
But she was watching the Eurovision Song Contest
I was nailed\u00a0to a chair and forced to watch it
It was horrible as I had never seen so many faggots since I was last in Iceland (the shop silly girl)
This said I thought\u00a0Eden Golan was quite\u00a0beautiful and although she reached\u00a0the heights of fifth she was never\u00a0going to win was she
I wonder why
I am still thinking about that one
The thing that won it said it all about the malignancy of the\u00a0event – fuck knows what it was – I thought it might be a rugby player for Shirt Lifters RFC – who knows
As I was being tortured I wondered what soldiers facing the reality\u00a0of war on the front line might of thought as this confectionery came to its fixed conclusion
I have been invited back today as Aunty Doreen wants me to meet her new dog which is so small that it gets attacked by snails – I think she has named it Killer
Run away Joe Run away
Come back\u00a0another day
Come and get me sis
I will treat you to a new vibrator
Your choice seriously
Joe is scared xxx
Very scared xxxx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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