{"id":20479,"date":"2024-05-13T09:32:50","date_gmt":"2024-05-13T08:32:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20479"},"modified":"2024-05-13T09:41:35","modified_gmt":"2024-05-13T08:41:35","slug":"thunder-thighs-tell-no-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/13\/thunder-thighs-tell-no-lies\/","title":{"rendered":"Thunder Thighs Tell No Lies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I often ask God why large women&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wear bikinis or two&nbsp;pieces on the beach&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In no way can it be seen as beautiful&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing over size sixteen should be seen&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This helps me to believe in God&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In what&nbsp;way pray tell&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well somebody somewhere&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Has a sense of humour&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did not write this Joe&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So why have you attributed it to me&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I may be boyish in my looks&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An ingenue if you please&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not your Swedish Willow\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But a grown woman&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Behave Joe Behave&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I often ask God why large women&nbsp; Wear bikinis or two&nbsp;pieces on the beach&nbsp; In no way can it be seen as beautiful&nbsp; Nothing over size sixteen should be seen&nbsp; This helps me to believe in God&nbsp; In what&nbsp;way pray tell&nbsp; Well somebody somewhere&nbsp; Has a sense of humour&nbsp; I did not write this Joe&nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20479"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20483,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20479\/revisions\/20483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}