{"id":20542,"date":"2024-05-17T17:49:11","date_gmt":"2024-05-17T16:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20542"},"modified":"2024-05-17T18:25:09","modified_gmt":"2024-05-17T17:25:09","slug":"le-coeur-dune-vache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/17\/le-coeur-dune-vache\/","title":{"rendered":"Le Coeur d&#8217;une Vache"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Marie Popol you are accused <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of slaughtering a farmer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With his own shotgun <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How do you plead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not recognise this court<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is of no matter how to you plead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I milked the cow for over a year <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ankle deep in liquid shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stole its milk for profit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The calf suffered because of this<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> And was later painfully slaughtered <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So that the wealthy of this town <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Might dine in style <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was close to the heart of this creature <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which was shattered  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found this tragic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then the farmer dismissed me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I would not grant him favours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was as I was walking across the fields <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I saw a raging pyre in the mid distance <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A pestilence had overcome the farm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Due to the filthy conditions within<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I watched the pyre take hold <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of the carcass of my holy cow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was destroyed in front of me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Alone in a sea of flames <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wept bitterly for the rest of this day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then shot the farmer to death <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The following morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the sun illuminated the valley <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guilty or Not Guilty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ask the farmer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guilty or Not Guilty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ask the cow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p 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