{"id":20556,"date":"2024-05-18T09:22:24","date_gmt":"2024-05-18T08:22:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20556"},"modified":"2024-05-18T10:13:42","modified_gmt":"2024-05-18T09:13:42","slug":"the-day-when-i-lost-my-virginity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/18\/the-day-when-i-lost-my-virginity\/","title":{"rendered":"The day when I lost My Virginity"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a hot day in Bath and I was carrying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My Virginity in a carrier bag <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a present for my sister&#8217;s birthday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">However I was careless in Marks &amp; Sparks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I began chatting with a girl I fancied  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her name was Horse Avril Smithe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She suggested a Wimpy for lunch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An invitation that was  gracefully accepted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But in my excitement I left Josie&#8217;s Birthday Doll <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Between the Food Hall and the Ladies Rest Room <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was not there when I returned to the store<br><br><br><br><br> Joe (The Early Years)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a hot day in Bath and I was carrying My Virginity in a carrier bag It was a present for my sister&#8217;s birthday However I was careless in Marks &amp; Sparks As I began chatting with a girl I fancied Her name was Horse Avril Smithe She suggested a Wimpy for lunch An [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20556"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20573,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20556\/revisions\/20573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}