{"id":20565,"date":"2024-05-18T10:07:13","date_gmt":"2024-05-18T09:07:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20565"},"modified":"2024-05-18T12:06:57","modified_gmt":"2024-05-18T11:06:57","slug":"swimming-naked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/18\/swimming-naked\/","title":{"rendered":"Swimming Naked"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I used to go for walks with <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Horse Avril Smithe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mainly by the River Avon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If the sun was kind and warm <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We would swim in the shallows <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was until the day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When we forgot our swimming costumes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Avril suggested that we swim quite naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All my prayers had been blessed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In this short collection of words <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But my joy soon turned to grief <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As her horsey nose was longer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Than my swollen dick <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was so ashamed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I locked myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Away for a week <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And cycled everywhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thereafter <br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe (The Early Years)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to go for walks with Horse Avril Smithe Mainly by the River Avon If the sun was kind and warm We would swim in the shallows That was until the day When we forgot our swimming costumes Avril suggested that we swim quite naked All my prayers had been blessed In this short [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20565"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20588,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20565\/revisions\/20588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}