I complained to that fella
\nAbout my umbrella
\nAnd he told me to speak to
\nA dead fruit seller
\nWho sold me a ticket
\nAnd proceeded to click it
\nIn a most aggressive way <\/i><\/p>\n
These are some examples of the lazy staccato rhyme that I wrote whilst travelling from Dartmouth to Brixham in South Devon<\/p>\n
As forecast the day was foul with heavy belts of rain causing localised flooding<\/p>\n
My friend Peter Paul Pawcett in attempting to take a photograph of his rosy friend a girl named Rosie lost his umbrella to the violent winds<\/p>\n
It was believed that these winds were fully to blame<\/p>\n
But I knew that the river had had a hand in its destruction<\/p>\n
The bus journey was agreeable<\/p>\n
Although the bus driver took a wrong turn as he had developed an obsession with Rosie\u2019s breasts<\/p>\n
Rosie always went topless during rainy weather to stop her shirts from shrinking <\/i><\/p>\n
The visit to the small fishing town was nothing short of a disaster as Peter Paul Pawcett and Rosie were continually in battle with the elements<\/p>\n
They stopped for a coffee after buying some wool but cut their visit short as they both had become chilled<\/p>\n
Figurehead Mary
\nWas the name of the ferry
\nThat crossed the river wild
\nI was one of a number
\nWho took it to blunder
\nOn that foul and awful day
\nBehind a mouse
\nInside her house
\nFrancesca hid away \u00a0<\/i>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n
Francesca was Rosie\u2019s real name and to this day I am not sure who travelled with Peter Paul Pawcett to Brixham on that long forgotten day<\/p>\n
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