{"id":20578,"date":"2024-05-18T10:39:59","date_gmt":"2024-05-18T09:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20578"},"modified":"2024-05-18T12:26:04","modified_gmt":"2024-05-18T11:26:04","slug":"crossing-the-channel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/18\/crossing-the-channel\/","title":{"rendered":"Crossing the Channel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miriam <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have noted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In one of your essays <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That you lost your virginity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst crossing the English Channel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that true <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You say that you were seduced <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By a teacher <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was seduced by a teacher <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was she from a private school <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes nothing common <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What was her name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Miriam <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is my name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you have a golden bush <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fashionably presented <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meaning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does your cunt<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Resemble a runway <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At an airport <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which airport <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does it matter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Manchester Airport <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then it was not me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As my cunt is an homage <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To Runway Two at Gatwick Airport<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That clears that up then <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am still a virgin Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Liar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am a Bride of Christ <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am pure <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are an electronic bicycle Miriam <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know that<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> As I often stray<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The truth does not always hurt Miriam <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you know where Josie keeps her vibrators <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Black or White <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Black <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the top drawer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With the household accounts <br><br><br><br>Joe &amp; 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