{"id":20653,"date":"2024-05-20T22:39:28","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T21:39:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20653"},"modified":"2024-05-20T23:11:03","modified_gmt":"2024-05-20T22:11:03","slug":"running-down-hills","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/20\/running-down-hills\/","title":{"rendered":"Running Down Hills"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have always enjoyed running down hills<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Steep or shallow it is of little concern <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I prefer this to running on level surfaces <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which can be tedious and rather uninspiring <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I enjoy the zen of any descent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As it gives me a sense of flight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two years ago I suffered an accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I twisted my ankle rather badly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As a level footpath was quite uneven <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This was reported to the authorities <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But they claimed that it was quite safe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which was absolute and utter rubbish <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I went to their plush offices <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not seeking an advantage <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But to ensure safety for others <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They treated me as if I was a complete idiot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am sad to say that I lost my temper <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And smashed the glass of an internal door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An arrest followed and I was charged <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With criminal damage followed by a fine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I accused the magistrate of being anti Semitic <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As apart from being an identical twin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had Jewish blood running through my veins <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was also fucking his own daughter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which I found disgusting offensive and foul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have always enjoyed running down hills Steep or shallow it is of little concern I prefer this to running on level surfaces Which can be tedious and rather uninspiring I enjoy the zen of any descent As it gives me a sense of flight Two years ago I suffered an accident I twisted my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20653"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20666,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20653\/revisions\/20666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}