Keira
I like football
So do I Silly Boy
I hear that you support Arsenal
Yes I do
It must be expensive for you
I do not have to pay you know
It is one of the perks of the job
Perks
For doing what
Taking the knee
That must have been painful mate
It is for me
Since Dad shot my kneecaps off
Really
Yes when I was fucking Doreen up the arse
I was in such agony
I was crying like a faggot on heat
Why did you not fuck her in the normal manner
Normal manner
The Missionary Position
I am confused Keira
As whenever I have met missionaries
They are standing on two feet
Do I fuck the bitch up against the wall
Of the house where the pigs hang out
You are missing the point Silly Boy
So was Doreen when she took it in the mouth
The silly bitch sneezed and spunk went all over Mum’s settee
She was not very pleased and shot my hamster
Which was equally as painful as I was hiding it up my arse
Bobby Boo says that you know the difference between blokes and tarts
Would you tell me as I get a little confused at times
Bobby says that blokes have cocks and tarts have cunts
But some blokes think that they are tarts and chop off their cocks
And dress as scrubbers so that they can invade safe spaces for women
I know that I am a silly boy but if you could explain this to me
I will then send you my Abo skull by return of post
I have no use for it now as Doreen lets me wank over her cat
You have my vote mate
Silly Boy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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