He was an odd boy Joe was an odd child <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who liked to visit the scenes of major train accidents <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His only rule was that twenty years history <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Twenty years history <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Twenty years would need to have passed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Since the accident <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A boy has to have his hobbies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trains are such fun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He would also visit the graves <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of poets and writers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can understand that as he is a poet himself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was okay until he tried to find <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The final resting place of Hart Crane<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can see your point Audrey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also from a very young age he liked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sharing baths with his sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most children like sharing sibling baths <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It gives them a sense of security <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree but they still do it now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie sends me all their home movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe is now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Mayor of London <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Big Nose is no longer in charge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will he make any changes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He already has <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All the tube lines <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are now named after <\/p>\n\n\n\n
French Symbolist Poets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trans men will have to wear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Suits of Armour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And work at great heights <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seems common sense to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will Josephine be his deputy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No her new passion Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will be Joe’s deputy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because Josephine want to be Queen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Queen is dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Charlie Boy is in charge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will tell Josephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She will be upset <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where is Joe today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He did not show up for work <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Perhaps he has been assassinated <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It does happen sometimes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A bullet in the right place as they say<\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is talk that he is writing War Poetry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is he on the Front Line <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No the Rimbaud Line <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where is he <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am sorry but that is Confidential <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy stop now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even Joe is allowed ro have hissecrets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
ummyM<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is your Dyslexia playing you up again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuc Noze <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No he has been exiled to<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you been taking your pills <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are not walking around with your twenty four hour erections again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stoke on Bent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did you say Stoke on Trent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a silly bunt I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will give Josie a call <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are having one of your turns <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am I sad mad and dangerous to no Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No no is quite safe darling <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where is Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is queasy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sje is between Cora’s begs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can zee vem grom hear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe turn the fucking camera off when you are speaking to Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ruck of Ditch
Fin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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