Hi Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Long Time No Sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You live in Kettering <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you enjoy India <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes she was a dirty bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How long have you been back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
About a thousand years<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What were your impressions of India <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nice tits but her cunt was quite smelly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No the country Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was hot and the people were smelly<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I loved the trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were so fast Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But there was a disadvantage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I saw a lot of explosions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Explosions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes these express trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Often hit cows and careless people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dogs and hamsters and the odd parrot<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How ghastly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They just exploded <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Especially the cows <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I was sitting on a station out there<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I saw a chap with a head in his lap <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you shocked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because Doreen often gives me head<\/p>\n\n\n\n
On railway stations between trains<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In India <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No on her own turf<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you miss India <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She lives with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am her pimp <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No the country <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes I do miss India Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I missed it so much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I went for an Indian <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Little Big Horn <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sitting Bill<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bull <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My name is Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You went for an Indian <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you enjoy it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because the Alsatian was off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It gave me the shits big time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I shit away all my internal organs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It got so bad yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I even shitted up my Tex Mex <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Followed by an Eton Mess <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wow that was horrific <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I became very worried <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I was not due to have my Tex Mex <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Until next Tuesday<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have yet to find out about the Eton Mess <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was then that it occurred to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was I a Time Traveller like Viola <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wow Oh Wow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was in the position <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To shit up all my meals of the future <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I faced a big problem Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was that Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My real name is not Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is your real name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have just dropped my first name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did you do that<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I am a butter fingers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I might be as thick as you sometimes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But how does that inhibit your time travel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Promise you will not laugh <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Promise <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot tell the time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It really fucks me up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you like me to write it in <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That you can tell the time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That would be so nice Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will set you one task <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just name it Daddy Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lou Andreas-Salom\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lou Who <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lou Andreas-Salom\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would like you to paint her from life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a talented artist Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am I a talented artist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who can tell the time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will you hang it on your wall <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Next to your dodgy photos of Josie<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I will leave it on a railway line <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Be careful of the trains Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I would hate to see you explode
Fin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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