{"id":20732,"date":"2024-05-25T08:10:36","date_gmt":"2024-05-25T07:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20732"},"modified":"2024-05-25T08:34:41","modified_gmt":"2024-05-25T07:34:41","slug":"themroc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/25\/themroc\/","title":{"rendered":"Themroc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have eaten three grey commuters today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will eat three more on my return journey <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As six is a perfect number red <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have released my sister from a convent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We have sex instead of lunch as it is cheaper <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cops are after me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So fucking what <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The are armed and wear rainbow lanyards <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which makes them easier to hang from cranes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The newspapers call me a psychopath<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I am a really gentle guy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who loves angels and mermaids <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Frogs and the language of Spain <br><br><br><br>Guy Le Taxi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have eaten three grey commuters today I will eat three more on my return journey As six is a perfect number red I have released my sister from a convent We have sex instead of lunch as it is cheaper The cops are after me So fucking what The are armed and wear rainbow [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20732"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20734,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20732\/revisions\/20734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}