{"id":2078,"date":"2016-02-07T16:20:48","date_gmt":"2016-02-07T16:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2078"},"modified":"2016-02-07T16:20:48","modified_gmt":"2016-02-07T16:20:48","slug":"three-poems-about-nelly-the-pirate-written-by-nelly-the-pirate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/02\/07\/three-poems-about-nelly-the-pirate-written-by-nelly-the-pirate\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Poems about Nelly the Pirate written by Nelly the Pirate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>One \u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I shared a chocolate bar with you<\/p>\n<p>And kept the wrapper in my overcoat pocket<\/p>\n<p>As a memento<\/p>\n<p>So why do I call myself<\/p>\n<p>Nelly the Pirate<\/p>\n<p>When I am really a cross-breed dog<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Two\u00a0 <\/b><\/p>\n<p>I found Nelly the Pirate<\/p>\n<p>Weeping<\/p>\n<p>In a field of wheat<\/p>\n<p>She could feel the waves<\/p>\n<p>But could not swim<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>Three<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Nelly the Pirate<\/p>\n<p>Has a Hokusai print<\/p>\n<p>Titled<\/p>\n<p><i>The Great Wave off of the Coast of Kanagawa<\/i><\/p>\n<p>On her wall<\/p>\n<p>It is the only print she owns<\/p>\n<p>As she detests surfing<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One \u00a0 I shared a chocolate bar with you And kept the wrapper in my overcoat pocket As a memento So why do I call myself Nelly the Pirate When I am really a cross-breed dog &nbsp; Two\u00a0 I found Nelly the Pirate Weeping In a field of wheat She could feel the waves But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2078"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}