It is Bank Holiday Monday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe is seeing friends in Windsor <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He asked me if I wanted to come<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I just wanted to bum around Richmond <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then bum around the house afterwards <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As many of you know I act <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mainly on the stage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I enjoy acting very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I am not sure if I am an actress <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or a fraud a dilettante adrift in life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Make no mistake <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a happy girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I feel I want more <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not emotionally <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As my cup is overflowing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe has his pen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Writing comes naturally to him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But although I write to a standard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I feel that I do not share his vision <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can paint well but do I have the eye <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In certain ways I want to hurt Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I feel a jealousy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yet I am not a jealous person <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which confuses me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am much calmer than Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who tends to pick arguments <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With those who disagree with him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have Mummy’s temperament<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which I am proud to share<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But Josie does get angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Normally with Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And we have awful fights <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Earlier today I found out that a man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had won the best actress at Cannes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This upset me as it insulted women <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not a feminist but I believe in female equality <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I get to meet many hardworking girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the acting profession <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who just want to act <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But they just fade <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is hard enough without these invasions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An actress is an actress is an actress <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An actress is a woman <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And the news from Cannes is very disturbing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It makes me feel grubby and undervalued <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are only two genders <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two and Two never make Five as Joe says <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In certain ways I feel that women are being betrayed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes there is a degree of equality <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But a decay is beginning to erode <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Any gains that we have achieved <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have tears of frustration in my eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has made me so so angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I decided to take it out on Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just want to be a bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I sent him a message to spoil his day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he was with his Windsor Set <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I could imagine him sitting by the river <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Discussing everything and nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He would be the centre of attraction <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poets seem to attract these people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And although Joe is very modest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He does enjoy these casual gatherings <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe has read my message and will be angry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he has very strong views on this subject <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He values women very highly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have spoilt his day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a cunt I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he did nothing to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will stop posting now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you will be sick of me by now<\/p>\n\n\n\n
How right you are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not the gentle beautiful Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ignore me until I mature <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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