Sis
I do trust that you are fully recovered and have not disgraced yourself
Do you remember the hotel room in Cadiz
It was pretty gruesome
You totally ruined your summer dress
Here in Richmond
Ian Duncan-Field has asked me to pen a short article
About the fringe and the we should not be taking them so seriously parties
There are a few but one stands out but more later
Do you remember Mummy telling us how she worked with the Liberals at a couple of elections
In those days they were the third choice
But now they are like a piece of shit left down a bog at a service station
They are that insipid
Their leader fuck knows his name has been engaged in a number of stunts
Like falling off a paddleboard near a sewage outlet or going down a water slide with one of his helpers
Boris times two
I popped him a mail yesterday suggesting that he considers a skydive
Preferably without a parachute
As I think that it would spread his profile
The Green Party fuck me off even though Peanut Head has resigned
They are about as green as Bagpuss
And are just another left leaning fringe party
They are being used as a vehicle for others
As I said recently the trouble with General Elections is that the shit
Rises to the surface – every cunt has an opinion
Left and Right
It is very tedious
Some say that it is democracy
I say that it is an absurdity
Voltaire Voltaire Voltaire
Is often quoted at me
I agree with the great man
But one has to use common sense
Like many I think it will be a Labour victory
And we will have a centralist government
Which as long as men do not wear dresses
(or designer trouser suits)
And Homosexual Conversion Therapy
Is available on the NHS
Then things will be okay
This will satisfy\u00a0many kind souls
It is rather like being asked at your execution
What colour blindfold would you like
(red please as it goes with the blood)
I could go on but I am getting angry
(and Mummy reads a lot of my political stuff)
As I mentioned I caught up with SSI and his new girlfriend
She is very pleasant girl and reminds me of Petra Kelly a little
He has agreed to illustrate my poems
As soon as he has helped Ari Shalom
Remember that name Sis as his poetry is amazing
The Girl With No Eyes is outstanding
He has asked if he might dedicate his book
To us both which is a lovely gesture
It has made me very happy
You should be shit and showered by now
It is a torture on the beach
I am moving at present (locally) as Martha wants a chat
Send me a selfie if you will as I want to see if you look shitty
Mummy once said that if you dressed in a sack
You would still be very beautiful
Which I agree with
But I do remember\u00a0Cadiz
How are your tan lines Josie
I do love your tan lines
Describe them to me
Virginia is missing you
Richmond is missing you
Joe is missing you
Chat later Sis
Joe xxx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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