{"id":20923,"date":"2024-06-02T20:00:43","date_gmt":"2024-06-02T19:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=20923"},"modified":"2024-06-03T15:18:01","modified_gmt":"2024-06-03T14:18:01","slug":"vence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/02\/vence\/","title":{"rendered":"Vence"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I trust I am not disturbing ewe  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am by the river sis <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Richmond is idyllic today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Virginia <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Same old Virginia <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Looking at the river <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guess what happened to me today<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You sobered up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Funny Man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I met Marie-Claude <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Marie-Claude <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Marie-Claude from Kings <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The horsey girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is cruel Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where did you meet her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a bookshop in the town <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Does she live in Cannes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No she is on holiday with her wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought you were on the beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was but my night caught up with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you going to catch up again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Better than that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Confused <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have been invited to travel to Vence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you know Vence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes it is very beautiful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have a massive favour to ask <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh Dear <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you asking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you remember Mrs Chimes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She died a week or so ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No it is not <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because she was a bitch to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I always found her quite nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She liked you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are not still bitter about the dolly mixtures <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She fucked me off Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is the favour Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know what you are going to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I promised mummy that I would attend the funeral with her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When is it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Friday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are coming back on Wednesday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There will be plenty of time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you go instead of me and make up an excuse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will hurt Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just cover for me Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have never visited Vence before <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And is was so nice to see Marie-Claude again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was the mathematics of chance Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I knew that you would say that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are not pleased with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You think I am a selfish bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Far from it Sis <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not worry about Mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will make up an excuse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It will be very simple <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She knows how dappy you are at times <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you checked your inbox recently <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a surprise in there for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hang in for a moment <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have sent you a short movie of me showering <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I made it about an hour ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is nothing in there at present <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It should have arrived <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that unusual Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A little <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was it explicit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am soaping myself down <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anything else <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guess <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All the way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are your tan lines like <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are a work of art <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You will want to eat me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am letting my pits grow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And my landing strip <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not Schiphol<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am in heaven Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Damn <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is wrong <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie behave as I am sitting by the river <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will find it hard to walk back <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Naughty Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When are you going <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Friday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For how long <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A few days <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Marie-Claude just wants us to hang out <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Old times <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Old times <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What about her wife <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is visiting her parents <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where are you staying <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Marie-Claude has borrowed a flat <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you going to fuck her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOE <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was Stella yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">JOE<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you on heat again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe stop winding me up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is it there yet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not as far as I can see <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What address did you send it to <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you fucking with me Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you sure you sent it to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you sure <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How many Joe&#8217;s do you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe in the library <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe the estate agent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mr Joseph on the council <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I cannot think of any others <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe it will be so humiliating <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think that it is just a bad connection <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Check again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How long is it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About four minutes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Give me a mo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No my inbox is empty <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck Fuck Fuck <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not worry Sis <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Girls do masturbate in showers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And film themselves <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have a point <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie just get on with your break <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not worry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are worrying about abstracts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will keep an eye and confirm receipt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are a perfect brother Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where are you tomorrow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Visiting Nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will be at home in the morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then I may be in town <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are you still hungover <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A little <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then an early night for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Will you tuck me in <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wish that I could <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe you are very special <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are you doing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Watching the news <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can you see the beach  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Describe it to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is an opal sunset <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Girls in white dresses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Are playing volleyball on the beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everything is sedate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will log off now Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just let the night seduce you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chat tomorrow <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Night Night Joe and text me when my movie arrives <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Check your end as well sis<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What time is it in Cannes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A couple of minutes to nine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a couple of minutes to eight here <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sleep Sis 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