Joe tell me it is not true
I am afraid it is true
I am so ashamed
It is not a problem Josie
What do you mean not a problem
I have sent my mother an explicit\u00a0video
Mummy has no problem with our special relationship
She has told us many times
I know but does she know that I send you porn
It is nor porn sis
I am not exactly\u00a0picking buttercups in a field
Women masturbate in the shower
For their brothers
Only society sees it that way
How did it happen Joe
Do you not remember that I changed things around
A secret account so we could discuss presents
It is all your fucking fault Joe
I knew that I would get the blame
No I blame myself it is not your fault
I was just on heat and lost my head
You just turn me on so much
That is nice to know
I feel so guilty
Mummy must think that I am a complete slut
You are
We are going to sleep in separate beds Joe
Why
Because I cannot keep my hands off of you
Joe
Josie
What lie did you tell to mummy about the funeral
I said that you had met an old friend and mixed your days up
Did she believe you
I did not ask her
She knows the truth now
What truth
That I did not care for her silly friend all because of those fucking dolly mixtures
And sherbet lemons
WHAT
You also had some sherbet lemons in your bag
Are you taking the piss Joe
No just correcting your history
OUCH THAT HURT
You have drawn blood
I so so sorry
My fucking nails
Josie Josie wake up
I hit him
Hit who
My brother
Then you must have superpowers
As we are in Cannes and Joe is in London
It was a nightmare that is all
A dream
Yes a bad dream
I think that you have had too much sun
But I have Spanish blood
What has that to do with it
Nothing
Splash your face
Monique will be back soon
Monique
My wife you met her
Tall dark half Maltese
I thought she was your sister
Take your sandals off
Stretch\u00a0out and just rest
We will look after you
You will be well in hours
I am so glad that I met you again Marie-Claude<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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