{"id":21028,"date":"2024-06-08T07:31:24","date_gmt":"2024-06-08T06:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=21028"},"modified":"2024-06-08T08:08:23","modified_gmt":"2024-06-08T07:08:23","slug":"beastmaster-illinois","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/08\/beastmaster-illinois\/","title":{"rendered":"Beastmaster Illinois"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am currently by the river <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Walking <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Beastmaster Illinois <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The dog seems to like me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But shits everywhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Carol popped him around <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And asked if I might walk him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was chatting to Martin a few minutes ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Holding Beastmaster on a long lead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I noticed that he\/she\/it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Had shit on a sleeping bag in a doorway<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck knows where the creature was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But as you know I disapprove of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Especially here in Richmond<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is bad enough seeing primates <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although I did not laugh at the time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As soon as I was able to laugh <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did so with tears  running down my face <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even the fucking dog seemed amused <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Over to you sis <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is Vence like this <br><br><br>Joe &amp; Beastmaster x <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Josie I am currently by the river Walking Beastmaster Illinois The dog seems to like me But shits everywhere Carol popped him around And asked if I might walk him I was chatting to Martin a few minutes ago Holding Beastmaster on a long lead When I noticed that he\/she\/it Had shit on a sleeping [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21028"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21028\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21037,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21028\/revisions\/21037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}