{"id":21033,"date":"2024-06-08T07:54:16","date_gmt":"2024-06-08T06:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=21033"},"modified":"2024-06-08T07:56:42","modified_gmt":"2024-06-08T06:56:42","slug":"i-have-been-upshirted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/08\/i-have-been-upshirted\/","title":{"rendered":"I have been upshirted"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vence is worse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How I laughed at your text <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You hate fucking dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But they adore you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you know that I have just been upshirted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie has been upskirted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But never upshirted <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was standing on our terrace <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Drinking a strong strong coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wearing only my white shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I noticed a chap filming me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well upshirting me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He could obviously see my landing strip <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And knew that I was related <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To the lady of the sonnets <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It should have annoyed me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I found it rather amusing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I smiled at him and wished him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Good Morning which got rid of him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is it not strange that the twins <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have had nearly identical starts to their day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is it the mathematics of something or the other <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Give Beastmaster a kiss from me <br><br><br><br>Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vence is worse How I laughed at your text You hate fucking dogs But they adore you Do you know that I have just been upshirted Really Josie has been upskirted But never upshirted I was standing on our terrace Drinking a strong strong coffee Wearing only my white shirt When I noticed a chap [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21033"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21036,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21033\/revisions\/21036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}