{"id":21038,"date":"2024-06-08T10:54:56","date_gmt":"2024-06-08T09:54:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=21038"},"modified":"2024-06-08T19:02:17","modified_gmt":"2024-06-08T18:02:17","slug":"favourite-things-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/08\/favourite-things-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Favourite Things"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yesterday I was sitting at the railway station  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Waiting for Martha as I normally do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I saw two rather plump girls holding hands <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They smiled at me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I smiled back <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were obviously bicycles at the very least  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I felt no malice towards them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">None at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This set me thinking as about a year ago I was sitting on the same bench <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When two faggots kissed each other in full view of a number of children <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I felt physically sick and seriously considered pointing out the error of their ways  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am by no means a violent chap (although I am in a long conversation with Mark about the morality of political assassinations which is interesting) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe is decent chap who believes in God <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is why I dislike decay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fast forward an hour and Martha and I were in a bookshop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had already taken against it as the window display was primarily aimed a children <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Famous Five <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Biggles <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">William <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not a  fucking chance <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Peter has Two Daddy&#8217;s<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lesley or Leslie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And many other brightly coloured books  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aimed in the mainly at children <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a malignancy in our society <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As Martha completed her purchase <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I asked Jennifer and her Pronoun whether the bookshop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stocked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Well of Loneliness <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> By Radclyffe Hall<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jennifer and her Pronoun <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Looked puzzled and asked if it was a new book <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I explained that it was first published in 1928 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The reply was priceless <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It may be out of print then <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Martha was pretending to read a book about black history <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it had no pages <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She lightly kicked me on the ankle and mouthed behave <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fast forward to the England game which was fucking awful <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The displays around the pitch were more interesting <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They kept going on about hate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hate what is hate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hate is caused when malignant minorities<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are considered equal and championed by those who wish to promote chaos <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would not say that I hate but I am easily disgusted like most decent people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then I saw the captains rainbow armband which made it all okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I had been the England captain I would have refused to wear the armband <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But the current one is pretty vacant and likes pretty colours (what a cunt) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did read that a footballer (I think in France) refused to wear a faggot badge on his shirt and covered it with tape <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The shit hit the fan and the REAL haters came to the surface <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have always believed in being direct <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that a bad thing Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I was sitting at the railway station Waiting for Martha as I normally do When I saw two rather plump girls holding hands They smiled at me I smiled back They were obviously bicycles at the very least I felt no malice towards them None at all This set me thinking as about a 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