Hi Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am sorry that I have been quiet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But life has become very silly<\/p>\n\n\n\n
First of all Linkedin contacted me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And told me that I had been a very naughty boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I had used slang (which can be found in the OED) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which bless their heart they thought was hate speech <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you know I never do hate speech as we all God’s children <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The real haters can easily be identified especially online <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well Linkedin said if I promised not be honest again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then all is forgiven then and as long as I continue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Getting the number of hits (800+) a week <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a rather good satirist with a horny sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And am a considerable poet with a huge ego <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I am not a hater or anything similar<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daddy would have wanted it this way as one has to be decent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Earlier today the local Labour candidate knocked at the door <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought I would have some fun and asked him about <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A recent Dr Who episode which contained an same sex interracial kiss<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I asked him what he thought about it as it was not really K9<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He gave me the usual party tosh about this and that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was as he was leaving he asked if he could rely on my vote <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I noted that like a shy virgin I was already spoken for <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Dalek Party had called earlier and when asked the same question<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They answered that they would exterminate all connected with the dreadful programme including the on set caterers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nothing to do with the good doctor but I noticed that an innocent life class <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were planning to travel to Sardinia and were advertising for others <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To paint and draw from life as the light is purer and it rather sunny there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They were told that they could not do so on IG as it might corrupt or shock people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whereas war and general unpleasantness is okay on the site <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bums are acceptable but boobs are not acceptable all very very confusing<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Martha told me that if one looks closely then the odd pube can be seen on IG (that girl has too much time on her hands) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is almost like the Spanish Inquisition<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enough about me Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have been quiet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you travelling again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it another passion <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or are you trying to figure out some of poems<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The weather is still a bit iffy here today overcast <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As far as I can see via the webcams you are about 25\/27 (jealous) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Busy week ahead for Joe pl confirm when you are coming back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ronni popped around another script for you and has spoken about a voice over<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nothing to worry about – walking that dog again tom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think it has fallen in love with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The trouble is it shits everywhere <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not very Richmond .. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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TBC<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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