{"id":21092,"date":"2024-06-10T11:37:53","date_gmt":"2024-06-10T10:37:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=21092"},"modified":"2024-06-10T11:53:30","modified_gmt":"2024-06-10T10:53:30","slug":"grade-one-cunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/10\/grade-one-cunt\/","title":{"rendered":"You are a grade one cunt Joe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are a grade one cunt Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck you I am crying on the beach <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A girl from Germany is comforting me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What has made me so sad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Has someone died <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her English is broken <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My German is poor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am crying from happiness <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She will sit with me until I recover <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will contact you then <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am so happy Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am so fucking happy Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I am aware of the abyss <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I need you hold my hand <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie  xxxx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are a grade one cunt Joe Fuck you I am crying on the beach A girl from Germany is comforting me What has made me so sad Has someone died Her English is broken My German is poor I am crying from happiness She will sit with me until I recover I will contact [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21092"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21095,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21092\/revisions\/21095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}