{"id":212,"date":"2013-10-12T11:55:24","date_gmt":"2013-10-12T11:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=212"},"modified":"2013-10-12T11:55:24","modified_gmt":"2013-10-12T11:55:24","slug":"poems-of-mistral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2013\/10\/12\/poems-of-mistral\/","title":{"rendered":"Poems of Mistral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At a civil ceremony<br \/>\nI wrote Pasmas<br \/>\nOn a wooden door<\/p>\n<p>When in Eaton Constantine<br \/>\nI became thirsty<br \/>\nSo I brought the baker a drink<\/p>\n<p>I never write obituaries<br \/>\nOf great men<br \/>\nOnly their birth notices<\/p>\n<p>I am quite fond of gravel pits<br \/>\nBut do not care for the colours<br \/>\nOf mechanical diggers<\/p>\n<p>As I cannot count<br \/>\nI will write no more<br \/>\nThan seven poems<\/p>\n<p>In a theatre<br \/>\nI felt the actors<br \/>\nWere watching me perform<\/p>\n<p>When I sailed to Norway<br \/>\nNo catering services were available<br \/>\nSo I constructed jewellery<\/p>\n<p>In Siberia the tea tastes sour<br \/>\nBut I admire<br \/>\nTheir cigarette cards<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><i>Please read these in any order<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At a civil ceremony I wrote Pasmas On a wooden door When in Eaton Constantine I became thirsty So I brought the baker a drink I never write obituaries Of great men Only their birth notices I am quite fond of gravel pits But do not care for the colours Of mechanical diggers As I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}