{"id":21215,"date":"2024-06-14T11:19:06","date_gmt":"2024-06-14T10:19:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=21215"},"modified":"2024-06-14T12:13:31","modified_gmt":"2024-06-14T11:13:31","slug":"a-choice-of-accidents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/14\/a-choice-of-accidents\/","title":{"rendered":"A Choice of Accidents"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have two choices Sarrio <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Micheal<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A sword or a gun <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Each will finish you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I pulled out a pistol <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And shot the commandant in the eye <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His head exploded<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blood ran down the walls of his office <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I Am Sarrio <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Never forget that name <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have two choices Sarrio My name is Micheal A sword or a gun Each will finish you I pulled out a pistol And shot the commandant in the eye His head exploded Blood ran down the walls of his office I Am Sarrio Never forget that name<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21215"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21222,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21215\/revisions\/21222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}