{"id":21313,"date":"2024-06-19T05:57:54","date_gmt":"2024-06-19T04:57:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=21313"},"modified":"2024-06-19T05:57:54","modified_gmt":"2024-06-19T04:57:54","slug":"i-masturbate-other-poems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/19\/i-masturbate-other-poems\/","title":{"rendered":"I Masturbate &#038; Other Poems"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have named my dog<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I Masturbate <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was going to call it Nigger <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it was not black <br><br><br><br>In July 1985 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I walked for charity <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ot esd a nide walj<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I volrnteered<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As o wanyed yo see <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If my teacjer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was a natural b;onde <br><br><br>Ratingen<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have never been to Ratingen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Europe Walks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I still have the gold medal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have named my dog I Masturbate I was going to call it Nigger But it was not black In July 1985 I walked for charity Ot esd a nide walj I volrnteered As o wanyed yo see If my teacjer Was a natural b;onde Ratingen I have never been to Ratingen Europe Walks I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21314,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21313\/revisions\/21314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}