{"id":2141,"date":"2016-03-12T11:10:40","date_gmt":"2016-03-12T11:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2141"},"modified":"2016-03-12T11:10:40","modified_gmt":"2016-03-12T11:10:40","slug":"josephine-august-seduced-my-jewish-sisters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/03\/12\/josephine-august-seduced-my-jewish-sisters\/","title":{"rendered":"Josephine August Seduced My Jewish Sisters"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ari <\/b><\/p>\n

Before meeting Noa<\/p>\n

Ari had slept with his teacher<\/p>\n

On many occasions<\/p>\n

To gain better marks<\/p>\n

In his final exams<\/p>\n

He was very proud of his university place<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Noa <\/b><\/p>\n

Clung to her virginity<\/p>\n

Despite many offers to steal it away<\/p>\n

She masturbated a great deal<\/p>\n

As not to be tempted<\/p>\n

And because of this<\/p>\n

Was not granted a university place<\/p>\n

She now works in a care home<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Noa & Ari <\/b><\/p>\n

Noa and Ari<\/p>\n

Were attending<\/p>\n

A football match<\/p>\n

In Germany<\/p>\n

It was snowing heavily<\/p>\n

And a glass ball<\/p>\n

Was being used<\/p>\n

Noa and Ari<\/p>\n

Had just made love<\/p>\n

For very first time<\/p>\n

And Noa was now pregnant<\/p>\n

With the home team’s<\/p>\n

Future Centre-Forward<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Anne Frank <\/b><\/p>\n

This morning I saw a jogger<\/p>\n

Wearing a fluorescent peach top<\/p>\n

At that very moment<\/p>\n

I thought of Anne Frank<\/p>\n

And was immediately arrested<\/p>\n

My name appeared in the local paper<\/p>\n

Everybody is famous for fifteen minutes<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Esther\u2019s Dream \u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n

When shopping in a hypermarket<\/p>\n

In a German city<\/p>\n

I found a number of old coins<\/p>\n

And withdrawn banknotes<\/p>\n

Near the final fruit counter<\/p>\n

I collected the currency<\/p>\n

In a soft skin bag<\/p>\n

And handed it to the manager of the store<\/p>\n

Her name was Esther<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ari Before meeting Noa Ari had slept with his teacher On many occasions To gain better marks In his final exams He was very proud of his university place   Noa Clung to her virginity Despite many offers to steal it away She masturbated a great deal As not to be tempted And because of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}