{"id":2145,"date":"2016-03-12T12:06:23","date_gmt":"2016-03-12T12:06:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2145"},"modified":"2016-03-12T12:06:23","modified_gmt":"2016-03-12T12:06:23","slug":"the-italian-model","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/03\/12\/the-italian-model\/","title":{"rendered":"The Italian Model"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I travelled in my time machine<\/p>\n<p>Back to the year 1898<\/p>\n<p>And entered my studio<\/p>\n<p>As arranged my Italian model<\/p>\n<p>Was ready to pose<\/p>\n<p>After we finished<\/p>\n<p>I invited her back to 2016<\/p>\n<p>She declined noting that she would turn to dust<\/p>\n<p>So we travelled to the Dead Sea<\/p>\n<p>Where we bathed in the mud pools<\/p>\n<p>Whilst there my time machine was stolen<\/p>\n<p>But it did not bother me<\/p>\n<p>As my sins had been forgiven<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I travelled in my time machine Back to the year 1898 And entered my studio As arranged my Italian model Was ready to pose After we finished I invited her back to 2016 She declined noting that she would turn to dust So we travelled to the Dead Sea Where we bathed in the mud [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}