{"id":21487,"date":"2024-06-29T10:48:33","date_gmt":"2024-06-29T09:48:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=21487"},"modified":"2024-06-29T10:51:17","modified_gmt":"2024-06-29T09:51:17","slug":"maude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/06\/29\/maude\/","title":{"rendered":"Maude"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maude recently asked me whether bald or bush was better <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I told her that I did not really have an opinion <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is possibly cleaner to shave <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But then again pubic hair has a function <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Otherwise it would not be there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Maude and I live in a large country house <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With all the trimmings <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are not lovers just good friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ours in a happy life <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She has told me that she intends to shave <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And although this is a trifling thought <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will now be able to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Come into the garden bald Maude <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When she next uses the swimming pool <br><br><br><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maude recently asked me whether bald or bush was better I told her that I did not really have an opinion It is possibly cleaner to shave But then again pubic hair has a function Otherwise it would not be there Maude and I live in a large country house With all the trimmings We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21487"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21489,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21487\/revisions\/21489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}