{"id":2158,"date":"2016-03-19T10:50:23","date_gmt":"2016-03-19T10:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2158"},"modified":"2016-03-19T10:51:06","modified_gmt":"2016-03-19T10:51:06","slug":"paris-whore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/03\/19\/paris-whore\/","title":{"rendered":"Paris Whore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>I fell asleep <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I know<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Would you like me to rent you a whore?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Why would I need a whore? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I could rent you a Negro whore with a large arse<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Or an elegant French whore<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I pulled Nelly the Pirate into a dark side street and lifted her dress<\/p>\n<p>Her cunt was wet<\/p>\n<p>With difficulty I pulled my cock out<\/p>\n<p>And thrust it deeply into her<\/p>\n<p>She moaned<\/p>\n<p><i>You are my whore <\/i><\/p>\n<p>I said<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I fell asleep I know Would you like me to rent you a whore? Why would I need a whore? I could rent you a Negro whore with a large arse Or an elegant French whore I pulled Nelly the Pirate into a dark side street and lifted her dress Her cunt was wet With [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2158"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}