{"id":21603,"date":"2024-07-07T07:20:46","date_gmt":"2024-07-07T06:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=21603"},"modified":"2024-07-07T07:30:20","modified_gmt":"2024-07-07T06:30:20","slug":"how-many-guys-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/07\/how-many-guys-numbers\/","title":{"rendered":"How Many Guys Numbers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How many guys numbers did you get today<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cora and I were in a bar last night <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When this Arab guy joined us <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He tried to chat us both up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And was annoyingly persistent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But instead of telling him to fuck off <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I told him that you were a vicious gangster <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hope you do not mind Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where am I <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fuck knows <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We are where we are <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cora where are we <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Somewhere hot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I may seem like I am stoned <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I am not <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cora is a bit squiffy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But that is all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie is stone cold SOBER promise <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Later when the sun is higher <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am going to the railway station <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is opposite our hotel room <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have already taken some photos 4U <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a lovely building <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With blue black trains stopping there<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Some of these photos<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Will feature Cora&#8217;s bare bum <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she was pissing about <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I was taking them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know that you will bot mind <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie feels so well again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really fucking well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Give Virginia my regards  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Carry on writing Bro  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie and Cora 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