Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am so glad that you are still nuts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is nice being nuts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wish I was nuts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Daddy did discuss it with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As it fascinated him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you realise that thousands of people every day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pass these new commandments unknowingly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These commandments might change their lives <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But their phones are more important <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do I think they are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck knows <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How are these for size <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thou Shall Not if a bloke wear dresses and call themselves Sarah and invade Eve’s Safe Spaces <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thou Shall Not Commit Bestial Acts and Spread Disease <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That Is Joe’s wish list <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have just had an odd look from the dog opposite <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That will teach you to invade my pen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you a bloke I wonder <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you are so fucking masculine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your badge says that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You work on the perfume counter in Fenwicks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think I would rather stink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am on the way to town as Paul want to discuss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Joe & Josie’s <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He has a mad idea of collecting them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a mad idea but watch this space sis <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a bad bitch for cock teasing me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is warm but changeable here <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rain rain sun sun rain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can imagine you in your room <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Naked with Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is a nice image <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Perhaps you might film yourselves casually naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is what I would like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And please do not send it to Mummy as you did previously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously Josie you are not mad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were caught in the percussion of an explosion <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And you were bruised <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If anything I am madder than you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josephine is Back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Get that tattooed on your arm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or your arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are better sis <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We all have breakdowns <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But some are more visible than others <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You lose awareness of your surroundings for a short time<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not serious <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Given the right help <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really it is not serious<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The are common <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not worry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If there was anything wrong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would hop on the next train to Greece and collect you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I quite often visit these vacancies when writing poetry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Man Dog has left the train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And has been replaced by a couple of Japanese girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
God they are so feminine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like porcelain dolls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This said a concrete fence post <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is more feminine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Than that ghastly man dog <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sis repeat after me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am better <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not worry about Cora and Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is room for both of us in your life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is only one person who disputes this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And her name is Josephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nearly in London <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Closing now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe Loves Josie Loves Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Forgot to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy is in the Isle of Wight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is visiting Frieda in Yarmouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not forget my movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I am dying for a wank
Joe xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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