Hi Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have caught me outside <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Queensbury Tube Station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Where the fuck is Queensbury) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am meeting Ralph <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he is signing his new book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He wants to introduce me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To a couple of his friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This Is Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He fucks his dyke sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are identical twins <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Their father was a vicar <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe was once imprisoned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he did not commit a crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe is also a poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A rather good poet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His poetry is fucking amazing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is no need to buy him a drink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As he does not drink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was so glad to hear from ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My little black sheep <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And yes I will not forgive you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For flying instead of taking the train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tell your bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That Joe is coming <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Athens is a great city <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do enjoy your time there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And thank you for the poetry book <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree with you that history is circular <\/p>\n\n\n\n
England were beaten 2-1 last night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spain were the better side <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I thought might happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On another subject<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which I touched upon in the Silly\/Sick Boy poem <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is a fun murder investigation taking place <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And it concerns Clifton Suspension Bridge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which we both know very well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It appears that a chap lugged a couple of suitcases <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Onto the bridge before he was spooked and ran off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the cases were opened the chopped up bodies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of two men were found inside <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It reminded me a little of the trunk murders <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At Brighton and Charing X many years ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The latest news is that they were the remains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of a couple of gays who were in a relationship <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It seems that they hooked up<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With a chap from South America<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who lived with them for a while <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that he has been accused of murder <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Both Sick and Silly Boy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
May have more to say<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(watch this space sis) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can see Ralph crossing the road <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If he makes it across I will terminate this mail <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have obviously met Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But what is Elena like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she as beautiful as her sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ralph had made it across <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sleep well Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enjoy Athens <\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe xxx<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ralph sends his regards <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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