{"id":2192,"date":"2016-03-30T18:15:14","date_gmt":"2016-03-30T18:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2192"},"modified":"2016-03-30T19:27:00","modified_gmt":"2016-03-30T19:27:00","slug":"the-diary-of-fliss-flack-fliss-lucy-gunn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/03\/30\/the-diary-of-fliss-flack-fliss-lucy-gunn\/","title":{"rendered":"The Diary of Fliss Flack Fliss (Lucy Gunn)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a friend called Robert who died in a boating accident seventeen years ago<\/p>\n<p>We often meet up for coffee<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have a pet Dodo which I have called Christine although its birth name is David<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My father is blind<\/p>\n<p>He was once a world famous artist<\/p>\n<p>I still pose for him<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I purchased a photograph of a young couple and their weeping child<\/p>\n<p>It appeared to have been taken in Portugal<\/p>\n<p>It had rained heavily on the day of my purchase and the fields near to my shining home were flooded<\/p>\n<p>This presented me with a problem so I removed my shoes and socks and began wading through the flooded areas<\/p>\n<p>I had completed about a third of my journey when a sudden gust of wind blew the photograph from my grasp<\/p>\n<p>Instantly I dived into the waters to rescue the child safe in the knowledge that both her parents were strong swimmers<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>In my spare time I paint dogs pink<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I was the only girl on the train this morning but I was not worried as a seagull had eaten the station<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have an imaginary friend called Miranda<\/p>\n<p>She lives on an island with her father<\/p>\n<p>And a dog<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow I am travelling to Milan with a flea<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a friend called Robert who died in a boating accident seventeen years ago We often meet up for coffee &nbsp; I have a pet Dodo which I have called Christine although its birth name is David &nbsp; My father is blind He was once a world famous artist I still pose for him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2192"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}