Well this is a blast from the past<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are you living <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Argentina <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really it is a great country <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am really into football <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And was so happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When my country won the cup <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(even though I come from Deal)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I loved the song about the French National Side <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That has caused a bit of a stink over here<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because those who were looking to be offended <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Checked in with control and were told to be offended <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh you mean the type who check the colour of their skin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As if it is the most important thing in their life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spot on Rachel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know every inch of my skin Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you remember it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You had great breasts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And a bush to die for <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I also loved your arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How old were you when I seduced you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was just legal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wow <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I could have been sent to prison you know<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I was your teacher <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a fucking stupid law <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Once you are legal you are legal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But if you are a teacher or similar <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you are banged up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you seduced me in that Wimpy Bar <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I felt that I was a lucky lucky vicars son <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I knew that you were brilliant even then <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even though there were only seven years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Between us you have left me behind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is there anybody special in your life <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only my fingers sadly only my fingers at present Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you still with Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are the only incestuous identical twins <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I have ever met <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you in a relationship then <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No that came later <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But we were masturbating together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And travelling around each other <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When Mummy and Daddy were away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I was the first girl you fucked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did you find me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I went to the Wimpy Bar <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funny Man Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have always liked your sense of humour Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is so dry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is Josie there as I would like to say Hi <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is in Greece at present with Cora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her latest passion <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think this is quite serious <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you feel about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I actually encourage Josie’s passions<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She has always been a bi girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I thought you disliked homosexuality <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do but only in men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I see it as Krafft-Ebing once saw it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In his \u00a0Psychopathia sexualis<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n The Bible also influences me greatly <\/p>\n\n\n\n Like my late father I see it as an illness <\/p>\n\n\n\n But not in women <\/p>\n\n\n\n As I agree with many other learned people <\/p>\n\n\n\n That bisexuality in women is perfectly normal <\/p>\n\n\n\n Which translated means that most women <\/p>\n\n\n\n If they are true to themselves are bisexual<\/p>\n\n\n\n Wow Joe you have left me behind <\/p>\n\n\n\n I am just a modest maths teacher <\/p>\n\n\n\n Are you planning to return to the UK <\/p>\n\n\n\n Not at present as Argentina suits me <\/p>\n\n\n\n The men here are real men <\/p>\n\n\n\n It is also predominantly white <\/p>\n\n\n\n I feel comfortable here <\/p>\n\n\n\n My job took me to Belgium last year <\/p>\n\n\n\n And I came back feeling I needed a shower <\/p>\n\n\n\n It disgusted me <\/p>\n\n\n\n Such was the pollution <\/p>\n\n\n\n Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n Grace has arrived <\/p>\n\n\n\n She is like a sister to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n I will close <\/p>\n\n\n\n Let us not be strangers <\/p>\n\n\n\n As yes I do read your work <\/p>\n\n\n\n For some reason I never got around <\/p>\n\n\n\n To contacting you <\/p>\n\n\n\n I knew that you were somewhere out there <\/p>\n\n\n\n Julie mentioned it <\/p>\n\n\n\n Fair Julie <\/p>\n\n\n\n Is she still is an English Rose <\/p>\n\n\n\n Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n Lets not lose contact Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n Certainly not <\/p>\n\n\n\n I am a happy Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n Chat soon my friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n Please send my love to Josie <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Well this is a blast from the past It is Where are you living In Argentina Really it is a great country I am really into football And was so happy When my country won the cup (even though I come from Deal) I loved the song about the French National Side That has caused […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21967"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21970,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21967\/revisions\/21970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}