Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Before I start do not worry about Cora seriously <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you are happy I am happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If Cora is happy then you are happy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hang on this is sounding like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Love and Death <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only way you would ever hurt me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is to hit me on the head with a brick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Star Trek <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you can guess this was a joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was in Hythe yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And it seemed to have been invaded <\/p>\n\n\n\n
By a thousand of fatties <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The trouble is that manly of these <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were size 18 upwards <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yuk yuk yuk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To the dog they all wore black tents <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was with Kitty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who was having an existential crisis <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I decided to make her laugh <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Each time we passed one of these creatures <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I pretended to be Captain Kirk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Passing through a Black Hole <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It made her laugh <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kitty actually crashed at ours last night <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was all very innocent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kitty is one of the innocents of the world <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All she wanted was me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To fill her up with self confidence <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And nothing else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This said I chatted to her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whilst she was in the bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was not sordid at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She treats me like a brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a lucky Joe I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beautiful Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beautiful Kitty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All chat to me whilst bathing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
God must love me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just after I saw Kitty off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rachel contacted me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you remember Rachel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was one of my teachers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rachel was the first girl I ever fucked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was the most natural thing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will not say that we were lovers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But she as always there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rachel taught me a great deal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She lives in Argentina now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was only a short chat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And we have vowed to keep in contact <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is so nice in Richmond today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everybody seems relaxed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Including Virginia <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who sends her love <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As do eye
Joe XXX<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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