{"id":21975,"date":"2024-07-20T15:06:29","date_gmt":"2024-07-20T14:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=21975"},"modified":"2024-07-20T15:06:29","modified_gmt":"2024-07-20T14:06:29","slug":"josies-confession","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/20\/josies-confession\/","title":{"rendered":"Josie&#8217;s Confession"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe I have got a confession to make <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">About Rachel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you remember that you went on that rugby tour to Germany <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well Rachel rang as she wanted to see you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I explained you were touring <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And to cut a long story short <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She invited me to her flat in Brighton <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think she was fascinated by me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe&#8217;s identical twin <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Beautiful boyish Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You can guess what happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She seduced me or I seduced her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At the same time she was fucking ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was fucking me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seriously this is not a wind up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rachel had a well rounded body <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And her cunt was so hairy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That it made Cora look shaven <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But here is the 64000 dollar fact <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rachel has a birth mark in a strange place<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How would I know that if it was not true <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was going to tell you but real life took over <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I did not want to spoil things <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was such a slut even then <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know that you will forgive me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You always forgive your Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Closing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do not hate me <br><br><br>J xxxx <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe I have got a confession to make About Rachel Do you remember that you went on that rugby tour to Germany Well Rachel rang as she wanted to see you I explained you were touring And to cut a long story short She invited me to her flat in Brighton I think she was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21976,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21975\/revisions\/21976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}