{"id":22080,"date":"2024-07-23T23:03:12","date_gmt":"2024-07-23T22:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=22080"},"modified":"2024-07-24T06:50:40","modified_gmt":"2024-07-24T05:50:40","slug":"incidents-on-foreign-soil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/23\/incidents-on-foreign-soil\/","title":{"rendered":"Incidents on Foreign Soil"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have always considered myself to be an easy girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The trouble is that I am attracted and fall in love easily <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Five years ago I was arrested in a God Forsaken Country <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I was caught in bed with their Head of Security <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His wife slapped me hard drawing blood <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I returned the compliment by breaking her pretty nose<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They locked me up for two weeks in a filthy cell <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And only released me when my brother paid a bribe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I did slow down and became as pure as a virgin nun <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For a year and sixty days or maybe even seven <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But then I met Maurice Klub on a business trip <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was falling in love again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With another married man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Restaurant Seetaurasse<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He owned this restaurant <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was invited to dine there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I declined as I knew <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What might happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> His wife was so lovely to me<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I broke my ankle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> And anything I did <br><br>No matter <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How much I wanted it<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Would hurt her <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This poem is in progress <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am getting bored with it already <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I find myself tedious <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I doubt if I will finish it <br><br><br>Virginia Varga <br><br><br><br><br>This page is dedicated all my predators <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have always considered myself to be an easy girl The trouble is that I am attracted and fall in love easily Five years ago I was arrested in a God Forsaken Country When I was caught in bed with their Head of Security His wife slapped me hard drawing blood I returned the compliment [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22080"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22090,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22080\/revisions\/22090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}