Hi Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Steve <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A hole in the ground containing water <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Greece <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lucky girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lucky Greece <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am told that you know Canterbury well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was there recently <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And was blown away by the beauty of the city <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly with the exception of Bath <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is the most beautiful city in the UK<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But there is something that spoils it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does it begin with H and end with S <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spot on Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I was strolling not far from the city walls near to the eastern station <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I found that are area had been contaminated by those who consider themselves homeless <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Homeless <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know always a sob story <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They pollute the shop doorways <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And now are polluting Canterbury <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are they local <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I doubt it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So it is like the seaside resorts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They just choose to come to places that seem rather nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is the council doing about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is a council <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know bunches of idiots who have lost touch with reality <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is like that in every city town and village I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When asked the Canterbury Council said that they had been in touch with one of those touchy feely do gooder charities <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are those <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know the ones who think that illegal refugees are actually human <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We stray <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What are these charities suggesting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They note that there is a problem <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes I know my eyes have been offended <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that these poor people should have places to go <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the council notes that they cannot make these people move off of the streets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Into any special accommodation offered <\/p>\n\n\n\n
WHAT <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes it is just absurd <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If they want to stay on the streets then that is their choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I always thought that begging and loitering was illegal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To my knowledge it still is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But why do the cops not do anything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are too busy solving hate crimes such as tracking down the hardened criminals who so vandalised those beautiful rainbows recently<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If these people are local then treat them as locals and act accordingly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If they are not from Canterbury then just tell them to fuck off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Back to the shit holes where they originated from <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This should apply to anywhere that there is a problem <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And if they refuse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then bang them up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But Labour is emptying the prisons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a Land of Plenty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always be aware of the –<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know what you are going to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Beware of the Tyranny of the Stupid
Joe & Steve<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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