{"id":22192,"date":"2024-07-27T10:15:46","date_gmt":"2024-07-27T09:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=22192"},"modified":"2024-07-27T10:36:44","modified_gmt":"2024-07-27T09:36:44","slug":"auntie-pemberton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2024\/07\/27\/auntie-pemberton\/","title":{"rendered":"Auntie Pemberton"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am on my way to Oxford and passing through the summer countryside <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My little notebook is in my bag <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am seeing so many beautiful things <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My pen is ready <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Auntie Pemberton is opposite me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is so fucking ugly and the size of a Sumo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On her face she has more hair than the average man <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am thinking of changing seats it is that bad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pray for me Josie as you know how I dislike ugly women <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She makes ?????? look like one of my beloved French actresses <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am so glad that you are in Rome <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are lucky that you are not in Paris <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As it is tighter than Auntie Pembertons thong <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(I do hope that she is not commando as I will be eaten alive) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have always considered the Olympics a total waste of money <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is just a very expensive wank and nothing else <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To make things worse it is followed by a ghastly freak show <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">(I am sick and tired of seeing drowned guide dogs in the pool) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Really I am a little surprised at France <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chic is a very important word <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You teased me about the TGV vandalism <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whosoever is responsible needs to be imprisoned on Devils Island <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is hard to tell but I suspect that so called anarchists might be involved <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In ways it was similar to the oil idiots in this country <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Disruption but nobody gets hurt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who Knows <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love France and the TGVs and this has really annoyed me as we used them  a lot recently <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Richmond was so beautiful this morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I kissed Virginia goodbye <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The river although bright had hints of mists hanging <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How lucky Virginia is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I am stuck opposite this vision of foulness <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Visions of beauty are only seats away <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was she ever beautiful I ask myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or have eye got a corrupted eye <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meeting Mummy at Oxford Station <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rome *clean* photos please <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I might share them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She loved that Fortune Pot that you sent from Greece <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How sweet you are Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Reading Oxford Not Far Away <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sunny Day <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh my God <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Auntie Pemberton broke wind <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Seriously she did not disguise it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do hope the fucking air conditioning is working <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Feel for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I feel like poor Dante <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Be my Beatrice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Close my eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cover my Ears <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is what I will do <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Am I doomed I ask <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Writ in Water  <br><br><br><br>Joe 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